Does it still hurt?
Eragon
Ice cream orgasms
Are they holding a vibrator?
The love triangle
Yes, Ali, we will take away all of your stuff
Can I see Eh-ra-gn with you?
No, three is a magic number, besides, it's not pronounced like that!
That book is soooooooo boring!
No! I love it! Besides, Eh-ra-gn bored you!
IT'S NOT PRONOUNCED LIKE THAT!
The 'carpet' prank call
Walking into Boy Base making animal noises
Boxers
Singing 'Mad World'
Yr 7 Performing Arts
Whipping in History (not funny)
Chess club for seven f-ers only
I can see a rainbow... ARRRRGGGGGGHHHH
But then they would be SHAME!
THE BALLOON'S GONNA TIP A TRAIN OVER!
Train party
MILKYWAY! (Ali, that was cruel)
Dreamgirls: OMG! She's SO pregnant!
Our plan failed...
Mrs. Squeaky-Popsit, Mushroom...
Why do teachers do the register in the middle of a lesson? Aren't they meant to do it at the beginning?
WHO SAID THAT?!
I didn't put that in your hair! Celine did!
No I didn't!...
He said, he said...
ICT website (not funny!)
Oh dear! Gen slipped and we missed the train!
But we were buying-
No! WE WEREN'T!
For God's sake! We've been sitting here for 20 minutes!
Huh? Are you waiting for me?
Memory, all alone in the moonlight
On your tummy!
Thumb-drug-sniffing
I wrote a song about drugs
OOOO! Send it to me!
Ewwwww! He asked me if I was a virgin!
Finn's ASDAN pictures
WTF? 7F raised that much?!?!?
Rehab, we have English
Je le lui donne! Haha! *slap*
Mushroom likes your arm, Zoe
DO NOT make us run!
Run, run, run! Come on, Celine, or I'll slap you!
I'll protect you!
RUN!
*Slap with hairband* I WILL NOT RUN!
Maybe a sewage pipe burst...
Ha! Your brother's stupid! He makes me laugh!
You're depressed because no one has texted you all day?
Yes.
THAT IS THE CRAPPEST REASON FOR BEING DEPRESSED I HAVE EVER HEARD!
Oh, Finn! I love you! In a friend way of course
Are you sure...?
Yes! I fancy FAR too many boys to be lesbian!
There's a picture of me looking like a greedy whore
Fat boys doing ballet
I don't get it.... Uranus?
Free Sex Here has a picture of Mimi from Bobo
Ruff Like a Rhino
Sexy?! We don't think you're sexy!
Wet hands, dry hands
Tomato verbs: you squeeze them and something comes out!
You want Jaymes to be a wet tomato!
I wish my love early to bed and to arise
Do you understand that?
No.
*Gets ruler*
Who actually wants to do it?
*I put my hand up*
Well... you look so pathetic... I'll do it!
Valentines Day 2007
Rehab, falling into the pond is NOT funny
Oh, I see...
SNEAKY BASTARD!
Being a guy, he probably craves it
Where's my planner?
I don't know. Maybe you left it at Arielle's!
You have such potential!
A female Ugly Betty
He could grow up to be rather sexy... ok, maybe not
Bad luck! Bad luck! Bad luck!
Mimi got chased away by the train door!
Smokey Guy
Celine loves Richard, Richard loves Finn, so who does Finn love?
Celine had 5 babies with Richard!... Well, actually she 8 but we killed three of them cos they were annoying us
Ah! The hail hurts!
Oh! I wanna stand under the gutter
KK looks like a tramp but you don't
Harriet looks like a whore
That's mean!
Well, she called me a tramp!
Sex god mushrooms from Finn
Mr. Fernando's nose makes him look like a hawk
No, it just looks like a mint card
It was like a died and went to Italy!!!
Let me have another go... AHHH!
Gen and Celine: OMG!OMG!OMG!
Me and Arielle: HAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm cold.
YOU'RE COLD?! YOU'RE COLD?!
Oh, great. Room 69. We are so cursed.
[Multiple times] I'm. O. K.
Osmington Bay family!
If I see his toes one more time, I will puke!
Arielle loves Steve's toes
Like a banana and other camp fire laughs!
I'm sure Shobika can fit through the window and unlock it
10 seconds later
OMG, Shobika! I didn't mean it!
We is chavs, innit!
Arielle's got a date with a Year 7 she doesn't know the name of!
OMG! I'm turning into Sarah M!
Hit it! ~hoooooo~ hooodie woof woof kaching oh yeah bum!
McFly killed Mr. Brightside!!!
You have a death threat on behalf of the whole class
What? You stalked us from Topshop?
Geoffrey Arnold Gilbert Smith!
Oooooooooo, sparks...
Yeah, but look at Sophie...
But still...
Oh! Or maybe Megan!
But she's in front of them!
Yeah, I know, but maybe she's tyring to get him to look at her arse!
No VPL? Sophie, that's crap. I mean, what does it even stand for?...Oh.
Forums!
Arielle got rinsed by Mushroom! She got 'booyahed' by a VEGGIE!!!
He seems like a bit of a man whore to me
Huh? I don't get it
Have you read the top?
Oooooo....now I get it...
That wasn't my wireless, my retarded brother just unplugged the router
I'm bored. WE SHOULD GO SHOPPING!
*cough* Airhead *cough*
Oh, shit. You did NOT just call me an airhead!
Shame, Celine! You got dissed by a veggie too!
What? You were just really bored! Now you're hyper?
It's cos I just ate a load of bacon
Bacon make you hyper?
No, high levels of salt or sugar do
Ok....
OMG! He's a man-whore!...or a mushroom-whore...hmmm
Use protection: wear thick tights
Let's do the runny-jumpy thingy!
Yeah!!!
20 minutes later...
What? You still haven't done it?
Ha! Ami has hairy legs!
Wait, we're jogging at our walking pace!
Arielle pulls a huge branch from a cherry tree, we carry it all the way to the station, we get it through the barriers and onto the train, and it gets trashed by the 4.09 Crew
Mimi, why did you run away from the train door?!?!
Braille Porn
Harriet! Stop with the Eragon moments!!!
It's all coming back to me...
My brain is goings all willy-nilly...
I needs to sort my brain out...
Emilia, I'm worried about you... Do I make you nervous?
YES!!!
Mrs. Adams's desk in the staff room!
Me and Gen's multi-roleplaying
What?! We've broken the thermometer already?!
Alright, KK, just keep jumping and you'll get into the dinosaur costume
Ok...1, 2, 3, WAH! WAH! WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Crap! Crap! Crap! You actually hit me with that!
Sibylla, you still have a mascara monobrow
BETTY! GET BACK! YOU'RE NOT IN THIS BIT!!!
OMG! Celine, your shoulder is… God!
JESUS CHRIST!!!
SHIT!!!
Did they just call us… the Spice Girls?
AHHH! Why are they sooooo fat?! My legs are going to ache so much!
Celine, you divvy! You dropped the Sticki!
JOE! Damn it!
Now, this is the part when Gelly and Richard form a band and travel to Celine and Zoe on tour…
You’re not tiyad. You’re LAZY.
The machines are calling us, Finn… Euros. Give me euros.
How did you leave that apple juice there?
A few days later…
Oh. I left sun cream in my bag…
YOU GOT PASTA SAUCE ON ARIELLE!!!
Go on, Celine… Get in the hole… We’re not burying you…
Ewww… salty dandruff…
IT’S TAN TIME!!!
GUYS!!! I’m not on the freaking pedalo yet!!!
Celine, if you’re going to be Snape, you have to keep singing!
Celine and Periton forever
You know witches have hobbled boots?
What the…?
Yeah, I have a pair of those
Wouldn’t it be so cool if you had a letterbox on YOUR road?!
No, Harriet… not really…
Wait a sec… I have a letterbox on the end of my road!!!
Letterbox, or post box…?
Look, look, look!!! There’s the bus stop named after my road! See? Ashburnham Grove!
Oh! Here’s the ugly Novotel! It’s green so it reminds me of school
And here’s Greenwich Station for those of you who don’t know!
AHH! Sophie… your phone is making noises…
OH NO!!! I’ve dropped my popcorn!!!
My neighbour perving on Finn
Harriet, how did you come up with an army of Dr. Parsons?
Well, I was thinking about him…
How does Arielle feel about Mr. Pitrik?
Heartache
Do either of you like mushrooms?
To eat or the real one?
Mrs. Lloyd's 'brilliant' *cough* plagerised *cough* idea: Nooostead Moooooooooodel
